This is episode 1 of “Weiner Falls,” a “Dawson’s Creek” parody that doesn’t really parody “Dawson’s Creek” so much as infuse it with lots of phallic pranks. Which is fine with me — force me to choose between satire and dick jokes, and I’ll take dick jokes every time. (There’s more, too: Episode 2 is also excellent, though Episode 3 felt kinda flaccid.)
What’s up with spelling it “Weiner,” though? I always thought “weiner” was pronounced whiner, whereas “wiener” was for hot dogs and penis jokes. Can I get some German-American dickological humorists to weigh in on this one? I’m a dickological humorist, but my liguistic concentration is French. Suck my coq! **waves rubber chicken**
Tom Kapinos, the writer and executive producer for “Californication” who cut his teeth as a show runner on “Dawson’s Creek” a decade ago, opened up about the horrible experience of working on the hit that propelled Joshua Jackson, Katie Holmes, and Michelle Williams to stardom and James Van Der Beek to one role in a movie by MTV Films.
“The experience was miserable,” he continued about Dawson’s. “But it was a four-year boot camp. It was like going to TV grad school and learning how to run a television show. Anybody on that show who could make a decision was allowed to run it at some point. I inherited the very awkward college years, and I almost ran the show into the ground. But I learned everything that I needed to know about how to run a show.”
When the panel moderator asked, “What was it specifically that made it such a challenge?” Tom dropped this bomb: “It was the four monstrous actors at the core of it.” The audience erupted in laughter as Tom continued, saying: “They were very young, and they got very famous, and they made life miserable for any writer or producer on the show.” [E Online]
I’ll tell you what the real monster is. Van Der Beek’s forehead. ZING. Or should I go with Katie’s husband? What’s more likely to devour an American city? Tom Cruise or that glacial cranium? I can’t decide.
