donny-osmond-dancingCORRECTION: Adam Ant. This is still not okay.

Dude. I don’t even know where to begin. I’ll try to break this down into simple sentences in order to grasp it better.

Donny Osmond is on “Dancing with the Stars.” He danced a pasa doble to a terrible cover of  Dead or Alive’s “You Spin Me Around (Like a Record).” He did this in a nightmarish Michael Jackson costume. This costume included sideburns and lipstick smeared on his face. Michael Jackson did not wear lipstick or have sideburns, that I know of. He also did not have a heart STAMPED ONTO HIS FOREHEAD SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL???? Why? What are you thinking? Where is this a good idea? You’re a human being, you can exercise your free will to NOT look like zombie tranny undead love child of Tim Curry and Michael Jackson while LATOYA CLAPS FOR THIS MONSTROSITY. Am I on peyote again?

Video below. If you’re lucky, the player won’t work.

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