Dammit, are you serious or not? Jemaine Clement from “Flight of the Conchords” said that there will be three FotC songs on the new Rock Band game. He claims to be serious, but I trust improv actors about as much as I trust clowns and carnies. [Kotaku]

Eliza Dushku is a good actress. In this photo spread, Dushku shows why Joss Whedon keeps casting her in his series. [Complex]

Japan. Of course it’s Japan. In semi-related-to-Dushku news, there’s real-life “Dollhouse” in Japan that rents out people who pretend to be a caring uncle or a lifelong friend at your wedding. [SciFi Wire]

Schadenfreude of the Day. You may have heard from other news sources that Kate Gosselin shot a pilot for a TV talk show, because I refused to cover it. Well, apparently she broke down crying in the middle of it, because she misses her kids and “now that she’s to be divorced, she has to work to support them.” [Page Six]

Guhhhhhhhhhh. The good news is that Jay Leno’s ratings have gone down considerably. The bad news is that even if he tanks with a last-place 1.5 rating, the show could still generate $300 million a year for NBC. [THR]

Recalling the good old days of attractive sky waitresses. The CW is developing a show tentatively called “Fly Girls,” about five virgin flights attendants in search of “good times, great parties, adventure and love.” Oh wait, that’s Virgin flight attendants, as in Virgin America. I suppose that’s better, actually. Hooray for sluts! [The Wrap]

Season 2 of Joss Whedon’s “Dollhouse” kicks off this Friday on Fox, and here are a couple trailers for you lonely folks who’ve made weekend plans with Eliza Dushku. Above is a more plot-oriented explanation of what to expect, while the one below from The Live Feed is more about sex and violence. So if you only have time to watch one of them, you know which one I’d suggest. I’m not a moron, merely a simpleton by choice.

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There’s a new poster promoting the second season of “Dollhouse” starring Eliza Dushku, and since writing about some poster is one of the more boring things I can imagine, I took the liberty of spicing it up  a little.  Say hello to Three Wolf Eliza. AH-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

But seriously, that’s inappropriate.  Eliza should sue those wolves for sexual harassment.

I should really watch ‘Dollhouse.’ Eliza Dushku is on the cover of September’s FHM UK.  She’s pretty attractive, if you’re into girls with long hair and big lips and nice bodies.  Full spread thumbnailed below.  (Hee hee, “spread” “nailed”!)

Midget fight! Ten awesome Jerry Springer fights.  Linked for the midgets.  Sorry, sorry: “little people.”  Midgets really get upset about that. [Hail Mary Jane]

They had a vampire orgy with the dolphins. “True Blood” stars Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin went to Sea World.  Fact: dolphins are the only animals that are kinkier than vampires. [Just Jared]

The Best Iron Maiden Songs You Haven’t Heard. Yeah, the best ones are all the ones I haven’t heard.  ZING!  (Just kidding. I dig me some Powerslave.)  [Gunaxin]

I can actually smell the poindextrose through the screen. You can now watch the entirety of the “Chuck” panel from Comic-Con.  Why you’d want to do that, I have no idea.  [Hulu]

Mom of the Year. A mother installed a 98-inch screen TV on her son’s ceiling above his bed.  He will now whack off 16 hours a day.  [Engadget]

Yes, please: Allure Magazine has a “naked” issue, and in that naked issue are naked pictures of Padma Lakshmi naked and also naked is Eliza Dushku and then some other naked women are also naked.  Syntax not gooding no clothes without. [Allure]

Wanking motion, ENGAGE! Simon Cowell threatens to leave “American Idol,” or something. [Mirror]

I wanna dip my balls in it: Thanks to the commenter who pointed out that “The State” is going to be released on DVD in July.  Plan your Amazon purchase accordingly.  [SciFiWire]

And by “insinuations of gayness” they mean “pictures of him kissing a dude”:  Can a gay person win “American Idol”?  I’ll save you a click: yes. [New York Times]

You’re going to want to watch this: After the jump is video of  an interview with Joe Hileski, “who was rescued while rafting on the Grand River yesterday.”  Let’s just say no one’s going to accuse him of being one of the liberal elite.  [WZZM 13]

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