In this delightfully unexplained video, cast members of “Lost” say “Mmm… cake” in front of a green screen. Why? Because cake is delicious, dumbass. Although it seems like Jorge Garcia (who plays Hurley, aka the fat guy) should have a more enthusiastic response about cake than just “Mmm.” He should be like, “Oh my God, CAKE! Yes, yes, YES! GIVE ME SOME CAKE! I LOVE IT I LOVE IT DON’T STOP! FEED ME CAKE! CAKE CAKE CAKE!” And he should say it while touching himself. Because he’s fat, you see.

Hey, speaking of touching oneself: HELLO, Yunjin Kim! Holy crap, that’s one foxy Korean. I would pay top dollar for an erotic cake that looked like her. Mmmm… erotic cake.

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Here, via the Live Feed, are the first eight and a half minutes of ABC’s remake of the ’80s classic sci-fi thriller “V.” The best part happens at around the 3:55 mark, when Jesus tries to kill a homeless guy in a wheelchair. (I feel ya, Jesus. I feel ya.) The rest of the video’s not gonna make you crap your pants or anything, but I imagine the “spaceship looming over Manhattan” scene will look pretty cool on a giant flatscreen with HD. Hey, does anyone have a giant flatscreen with HD? Well la dee dah, your highness.

Anyway, “V” will air for four weeks during sweeps starting November 3rd, then ABC will shelve it until early next year, a marketing method commonly known as “blue balls.”  I guess we have to wait to get our “V” card! Wokka wokka wokka! *falls through trap door*

The upfront trailer for ABC’s remake of “V” has made its way to YouTube, and we finally get a tiny glimpse of the scary lizard creatures underneath the human skin — something that was missing in the show’s promotional stills — when Elizabeth Mitchell (Juliet from “Lost”) bashes open the head of one of the Visitors.

Full trailer below.  I will not lie to you: this looks pretty sweet.  And before any of you go saying that the original is a classic and doesn’t need to be updated, I’d like to remind you that stuff that seemed scary when you were a kid now looks really, really stupid.  Kind of like your uncle with his pants down.

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