This is a bunch of bloopers from the new Season 5 DVD of “Lost.” And, uh, I guess I should probably come clean about that headline. I wasn’t exactly truthful. I may have fudged some of the details, in that there are no spoilers and nothing shocking in the clip at all. I’d feel bad about lying to “Lost” fans, but they deserve it for being so insufferable about spoilers for that show.

But I love “Lost” fans. Really, I do. I’m really only posting this video for them, because it sure as hell isn’t going to be entertaining for anyone else. ZOMG, somebody broke out of character! And another person messed up a line! These are the most mind-blowing bloopers I’ve ever seen! Oh, and a spoiler for those of you who are reading the text before watching the video: there’s no appearance from the Smoke Monster. He nails his sh-t in one take. Guy’s a pro.

[Best Week Ever]

Carlton Cuse and Damon Lindelof, the executive producers of “Lost,” have announced that they will release no new footage of the show’s sixth and final season before the episodes actually air. In America, that means crappy, unimaginative promos. But on Spain’s Cuatro network, where the show is called “Perdidos,” the promos include dark Radiohead songs and chess metaphors and, uh… the hand of God? It’s all part of “Lost’s” Holy Trinity: the Father, the Polar Bear, and the Holy Smoke Monster.

(What’s that you say? An Evangeline Lilly gallery? Sure, why not!)

[video from slashfilm via Topless Robot]

With only two episodes of “Sons of Anarchy” remaining, “Mad Men” in mothballs until August, and “Friday Night Lights” relegated to DirecTV until next summer, we’re running dangerously low on quality dramas right now (Sorry, I don’t watch “Dexter.” File your complaint here). But at least something closer on the horizon: ABC has finally set a premiere date for the sixth and final season of “Lost.”

ABC confirmed that Lost will kick off its sixth and final season with a two-hour premiere on Tuesday, Feb. 2 from 9-11 pm. The requisite recap special will start things off at 8 pm. The following week, Lost will settle into its regular Tuesday-9 pm perch. [EW]

Below the jump I’ve got the updated cast list and the super-sized season 6 poster, but that’s stuff that not everybody cares about, and I didn’t want to lose anyone’s attention before I made it clear that I’m still available if Evangeline Lilly is looking. Good Lord, there isn’t another woman on television who looks that so covered in dirt and wearing torn clothes. She’d be right at home in my basement.

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Lost (ABC) — Oh baby, the two-hour season finale.  Prediction: important character death, twist, cliffhanger.  And you only have to wait five months to find out what happens next!

America’s Next Top Model (CW) — Another season finale.  Spoiler alert: the only real winner is Tyra.  P.S. Pretty sure the next cycle starts in about two weeks.

WWII Behind Closed Doors: Stalin, the Nazis and the West (PBS) — Looks like the History Chan– WHAAA?  PBS? Oh man, the History Channel is totally gonna fight you after school.

Dirty Harry (AMC) — WORD.

I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant (TLC) — Oh my God.  Back-to-back episodes of this new documentary series. “A fast-food franchise manager, and mother to three children, discovers she is pregnant after she gives birth at work” AND “The bad habits of an Irish rock vocalist who learned she was pregnant when she went into labor may affect the health of her child.”  Oh, YA THINK?

Deadliest Warrior (Spike) — Pirate versus Knight, y’all.