In the upcoming Season 6 premiere of Hell’s Kitchen, host Gordon Ramsay does his usual act of being a profane dickhead, and one contestant — a former Marine — gets up in his face and offers to take him outside and beat his ass.
Contestant Joseph conflicts with the shouty chef from the outset, refusing to eat an undercooked vegetable without a fork (”I’m not an animal”) and grimacing at the prospect of a luxurious seaside reward lunch (”This isn’t what I’m here for”). But after performing as one of the best players on the men’s team, Joseph wigs when Ramsay makes his usual simple request to name two of his teammates for elimination. Contestants have stood up to Ramsay’s bullying before, but not like this. [The Live Feed]
Of course, Ramsay bitched out. He’s a big tough TV guy crossing his arms and swearing at everyone and treating people like crap, but his authority comes from the cameras and people’s fear. Anyone who’s survived Marine boot camp thinks that Gordon Ramsay couldn’t berate someone out of a paper bag. We cornered the market on profane dickheads, buddy. Marine drill instructors have taken yelling and swearing to a linguistic plane beyond the English language. Some British twat isn’t going to intimidate us. THESE COLORS DON’T RUN, BABY! **puts 9/11 sticker on V-12 Ford F350**
Celebrity chef and “Hell’s Kitchen” star Gordon Ramsay made lots of friends in Australia this weekend, where he launched into an unprompted tirade against Aussie news anchor Tracy Grimshaw in front of thousands at the Good Food and Wine Show in Melbourne. Ramsay called Grimshaw an ugly lesbian and, well, read for yourself:
When the crowd reacted with gasps, he said: “What? I’m not saying she’s a d—,” using a slur for gay women.
Ramsay also showed a picture of a woman — who appeared to be naked — on her hands and knees with the features of a pig and multiple breasts. “That’s Tracy Grimshaw,” he told the audience. “I had an interview with her yesterday. Holy crap. She needs to see Simon Cowell’s Botox doctor.” [...]
Ramsay appeared on Nine’s “A Current Affair” and was interviewed by Grimshaw on Friday night. During the interview, he commented on Grimshaw’s facial mole, asking: “Is that a wart? It looks like your little sister’s on your lip.”
Okay, so all of that was wrong to say, but can we get back to the picture he held up? A picture of a naked woman on her hands and knees with a pig’s face and multiple breasts? I’m really intrigued by that. Like, why does Gordon Ramsay even have that picture? How did he get it? Because let me be the first to tell you, it doesn’t pop up on a Google Image Search of “naked pig woman.”
“I held a fish THIS big.” Sure ya did buddy.
Noted TV chef/asshole Gordon Ramsay has bragged about his brief pro soccer career with Scottish team Glasgow Rangers, claiming he played three games with the club before getting cut loose after an injury. In an exposé tastefully headlined “F-ing Liar!”, News of the World reveals that Ramsay lied about it all.
Ramsay NEVER “signed” for the Glasgow giants and NEVER played first team games for them—despite saying so on radio, in his autobiography and in a series of interviews.
In fact, he was such a liar fellow cooks nicknamed him “Billy Bull***t” —and he even secretly confessed to top chef Marco Pierre White that his Rangers career was boloney, adding: “But it just came out of my mouth and it was a good story at the time” [...]
“He was never a signed player for us and certainly didn’t play any first team games and wasn’t offered any sort of contract—it’s all complete and utter nonsense,” [Rangers historian Robert McElroy] insists.
This is an immensely boring story, but the point is: Gordon Ramsay is a total asshole, and we non-assholes need to always be aware of assholes’ mistakes and never let them live it down. Like, A-Rod did steroids five years ago? What a bastard. Someone burn that guy’s house down already.
