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		<title>HEE HEE! THEY SAID &#8216;BALLS&#8217;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s the latest in using sexual double entendres to sell fast food.  This time, instead of fellatio, it&#8217;s a whole bunch of suggestive suggestions for alternate names for the new [...]]]></description>
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<p>Here&#8217;s the latest in using sexual double entendres to sell fast food.  This time, <a href="http://copyranter.blogspot.com/2009/06/new-king-of-blow-job-ads.html" target="_blank">instead of fellatio</a>, it&#8217;s a whole bunch of suggestive suggestions for alternate names for the new Biscuit Holes from Hardee&#8217;s (AKA Carl&#8217;s Jr).  They&#8217;re round little pieces of biscuit that come with a sticky white sauce, so the marketing team really only had one way to go here.  Frankly, though, I would have preferred it if Hardee&#8217;s could have been a little more straightforward.  Something along the lines of &#8220;Put our jizzballs in your mouth, slut.&#8221;</p>
<p><em>[via @<a href="http://twitter.com/JimmyTraina/status/2392280053" target="_blank">jimmytraina</a>]</em></p>
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