megan-fox-hedShe’s so versatile!  It’s like watching a chameleon!

In Arthur C. Clarke’s sci-fi classic Childhood’s End, the mysterious alien Overlords are revealed to look exactly like our image of the Devil — demonic bipeds with horns and wings.  Clarke explained it as a kind of cosmic echo through the ages, a prescient memory formed in the earliest humans that represented the harbinger of our species’ end.

Similarly, the word “fox” was used to describe an attractive person generations before Megan Fox was even born. Think about it: her hotness has impacted us so profoundly that the term “fox” was placed into our forebears’ slang by the psychic waves our awe. Go ahead and try to prove me wrong.

Anyway, before she was photographed by paparazzi 18 hours a day, Fox was just a rising teen starlet trying to land TV roles.  And although lists are a simplistic crutch for people without expository writing skills, everyone on the Internet seems to like them, so here.  Here’s a damn list.  These are Megan Fox’s Top Five television roles, as determined by me using completely arbitrary criteria that I won’t divulge.  What are you gonna do?  Disagree?

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