And now for today’s dose of Internet whimsy: an Australian street performer playing the theme to “Inspector Gadget” on his little percussion set fashioned from glass bottles. It’s cute, completely useless, and just as memorable as it is forgettable, which makes it perfect for Internet consumption.

I’d like to hate street performers more than I do, but I can’t help but respect that they’re at least plying a trade. They’re the reason I want to push panhandlers in front of oncoming trains. Panhandlers, man. Don’t get me started. It’s like, No, I’m not going to give you money, you lazy waste of flesh. Look at that dirty hippie with a guitar over there. I’m gonna give him a dollar just because he’s actually TRYING. I don’t even like “Dust in the Wind”! Oh you’re a veteran? Me too, so I guess I don’t owe you anything. Dance for your quarter. DANCE!

[Buzzfeed]