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Google “entourage douchebag” and a link from Warming Glow appears third on the search list. That is unacceptable: this should be the foremost website for pointing out the douchebaggery on TV’s douchiest show, “Entourage,” which premieres for its eighth and final season this Sunday on HBO.

With that in mind, and with the wonderful thought of the show finally being off the air after seven years and approximately five clever jokes, here are the 10 biggest douchebag moments from “Entourage.”

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If bus stops and subway stations seem douchier than usual, it’s probably because the new poster for Season 7 of “Entourage” is on display. It’s more of the same from a show that has never promised anything but more of the same, namely: the carefree existence and empty non-dilemmas of the vapid talentless star and his lucky crowd of friends as they cavort through the smog-choked purgatory of Los Angeles. Oh, and also: tits.

Probably the most interesting aspect of this poster is Jeremy Piven’s hair. Didn’t that dude used to be balding? I heard something about him wearing a hairpiece in recent years, but this is pretty egregious. Apparently his character ages like Benjamin Button. Or maybe he got a hair transplant from Snake on “The Simpsons,” and the hair is going to make him kill people on the show. Now THAT I’d watch.

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There is a o.o% chance that this video of Matt Damon chewing out “Entourage” star Adrian Grenier is real, but for the sake of my own happiness I’m going to pretend that it isn’t staged. I prefer to believe in a world where a cool dude like Matt Damon can’t tolerate untalented jackasses with hydrocephalus, and the presence of Jeremy Piven’s hairpiece only serve to enrage him more. Because that’s exactly how I would act if I was trying to direct a PSA with the cast of “Entourage.” Except my PSA would be about the benefits of bludgeoning lousy actors with a claw hammer.

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There’s nothing going on and everyone’s already left to go enjoy Labor Day weekend, so screw it: here’s a photo of “Entourage” actor Jeremy Piven at last night’s Eagles-Jets preseason game. Asked for comment, Piven said, “HEE-HAW! HEE-HAW!”

Actually, I don’t even dislike Piven. He ordinarily gets a pass from me because of PCU, but whatever, he’s on “Entourage” and his collar’s popped, so it’s not like I’m out of line here. Plus he’s a Jets fan. Those animals don’t deserve anything resembling human compassion.

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