As soon as I complained that it was a slow news day, Danger Guerrero rushed to YouTube and uploaded this “Full House” clip in which Stephanie Tanner (Jodie Sweetin) and her dance group break it down to Boyz II Men’s “Motownphilly.” Unfortunately, due to copyright or whatever, the video isn’t embeddable, but I strongly recommend watching it on YouTube. Outside the realm of “Saved by the Bell,” it’s got everything you could want in an early-’90s clip: Bob Saget, an Olsen twin, and twelve-year-old girls with bare midriffs dancing to Boyz II Men while wearing sequined hats and spandex.

I’m sure that last thing has nothing to do with Sweetin becoming a meth addict. Surely just a coincidence.

Last year, Jodie Sweetin — aka Stephanie Tanner from “Full House” — publicly admitted that she had an awesome addiction to every kind of drug on the planet, then she went on “Good Morning America” and made a tour of college campuses talking about how great it was to beat addiction. Now she’s coming out with a new book in which she admits to doing drugs the entire time she was talking about being clean. I suppose it’s wrong that I find that an attractive feature, huh?

Us Magazine has a full breakdown of her awesomely deviant behavior. It starts with binge drinking at age 14 and moves on to snorting meth at a film premiere and driving drunk with her nine-month-old daughter in the car. Wheee! Let’s take a closer look:

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