Yesterday I lobbied for “Keep f-cking that chicken” to enter the American lexicon as a casual, throwaway phrase, and Jon Stewart definitely reads Warming Glow and reiterated my point on last night’s “Daily Show” (Note: Jon Stewart almost certainly does not read Warming Glow).

But still, I hope we’re all on the same page here on the subject of having sex with chickens. You just gotta keep at it, people. I know times are tight, but you just have to reapply lube and keep f-cking that chicken. Tenderize those breasts. Fry those thighs. Give it the ol’ cock-a-diddle-dong. Keep f-ckin’ that chicken.