Via TV Guide comes the thrilling and EXCLUSIVE news that Ann-Margret and Jaclyn Smith will guest star in an upcoming episode of “Law & Order: SVU.”
Executive producer Neal Baer tells TVGuide.com that [Ann-Margret] will play “a star of commercials that were made in the ’70s” and will be joined in the episode by Jaclyn Smith, who Baer says will play “a retired cop who works with Benson and Stabler to solve an old crime.
Baer calls it “Charlie’s Angels thirty years later.”
Now, I wouldn’t dare speak ill of Ann-Margret. If I had a time machine, the first stop would be 1962 and a 20-year-old Ann-Margret (on my way to kill Hitler, of course). But honestly, the only words I want to see “thirty years later” appended to are “scotch” and “Shiloh Jolie-Pitt.”
Following up on the resounding success of “The Beautiful Life.” big-time Hollywood star Mischa Barton will next star appear in a single episode of “Law & Order: SVU” as a prostitute named Gladys. Call the fire department, because Mischa’s career is TOO HOT!
Executive Producer Neal Baer is a personal fan of the actress… “She’s gone on to do amazing work both on TV and on the stage,” he says, adding that the cameo will “surprise” viewers. [Faded Youth]
The surprise for me is that the picture above isn’t Barton in character as a chubby strung-out hooker. That’s her in Hollywood last night, looking like a chubby strung-out hooker. You have to be impressed by her dedication to her craft. She’s a method actress for even the smallest roles. NOTE: roles must involve being on drugs.
This clip from “Law & Order: SVU” reveals that the show’s writers totally have their fingers on the pulse of what’s NOW, as the cops and lawyers know all about teens sexting each other and then viral-ing it all over the place. Why, just the other day, some perp Internetted one of his friends the details of a murder he had iPhoned, and it was HTML’d into a “code” that only a pasty white guy in a basement could read!
Coming up on next week’s episode: youngsters using Twitter to commit sex crimes! LOL! (Did I say that right? “LOL”?)
[BuzzFeed]
Hilary Duff will be in an upcoming episode of “Law & Order: SVU,” also known as “Law & Order: The One with Sex Crimes and Ice-T.” Just Jared pulled several photos from Duff on the East Village set Monday, as well as this description:
The Duffster plays Ashlee Walker, a “rebellious, trashy, slutty, irresponsible young mother” who is suspected of murdering her baby Sierra. The script even reveals that she will be wearing a wet T-shirt and shown “drunk and partying in Cabo!”
Sounds like the perfect girl. Trashy, slutty, irresponsible, drunk, wears a wet t-shirt. Hey, and she doesn’t like kids, either! We’d get along great!
