“Gossip Girl” star Leighton Meester is in a sex tape that has just hit the Web.  TMZ says…

We’ve learned a Meester tape is being shopped around town. It was shot a few years back, and shows Leighton in mostly innocuous though nude scenes — with several big exceptions … one involving her very talented feet.

Celeb Hotline (NSFW), which landed the video, is a little more explicit in its language (and pictures).

If you have any doubts that this is REALLY Leighton Meester, you MUST click here and see for yourself!!!!  See sweet Leighton giving a footjob, ass closeups, her perfect breasts with perky pink nipples, stripping and more! Did you know she’s a natural blonde?!

Actually, yes.  I did know she’s a natural blonde.  It’s in most magazine features about her.  I guess I don’t need to watch the video now.  (Also: this guy totally already downloaded it.)

Jerks like me have a tendency to say mean things about “Gossip Girl,” just because it’s a Josh Schwartz teen soap that gets way more press than its small audience warrants.  For example, the show landed the cover of this week’s Rolling Stone, with a feature about hanging out with the sexy young actors and a mildly distracting photo shoot.  From RS’s Rock & Roll Daily:

To get the dirt on what it’s like starring as beautiful young people in New York while being beautiful young people in New York, Jason Gay hung out with the cast on set and after hours…

“It’s not a conventional TV hit in terms of viewership. Its numbers are low and it loses to stuff like The Secret Life of the American Teenager, a far more wholesome show that runs on cable,” Gay says. “But in terms of having a ‘moment,’ however you want to define it, GG definitely is having one.”

Just between you and me and the Internet, that “moment” is Blake Lively’s boobs.  Good Lord.  C’mon, even you ladies have to admit that those are just spectacular.  It’s like a Monet and a solar eclipse mated and gave birth to boobs.