As noted yesterday, Conan O’Brien had William Shatner read Levi Johnston’s tweets, which included statements about looking to acquire marijuana. Of course, the Twitter feed was fraudulent, and Johnston’s lawyer issued a demand for a public apology. Because Levi Johnston is such an upstanding public figure, you see.

So Conan issued an awesomely insincere apology, then brought Shatner out to read actual quotes that Johnston has said that make him look like an ass. It’s delicious. He did everything but put air quotes on his apology. That’s what I always do. Gosh, I’m real “sorry” about exposing myself on that subway car, your honor.

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