I don't do Photoshop. Instead, please accept this picture I drew of a bunny wearing sunglasses.

Good morning, y’all. I didn’t get to make a proper announcement yesterday about guest editing for Matt while he’s on vacation because I was away all day. Then again, I managed to work in lots of jokes about hitting Kate Gosselin in the face with a pie, about a dozen GIFs of Kelly Kapowski, and an unnecessary cheap shot at the New York Mets. I don’t think I could have summed it up any better than that. We cool? Awesome. Lotsa links comin’.

As mentioned above. Here is the post from yesterday about Leah Remini that I tacked a crapload of Kelly Kapowski GIFs onto because… well, because. However, lady commenter Smello rightfully pointed out that I didn’t include a SINGLE cheesecake photo of Zack Morris, thus neglecting WG’s female readers. So I woke up extra early today, Googled “Mark-Paul Gosselaar butt” and tracked down this NSFW link from “Franklin & Bash.” I love ya, ladies. [Warming Glow]

I love Joel McHale, too. Here’s an interview from Vulture with Joel McHale from “Community” and “The Soup.” Stupid sexy McHale and his super quick wit. [Vulture]

Good. Plenty more time for… uh, flashing? I have no idea what else this girl does. Noted teenage raccoon and former “Gossip Girl” actress Taylor Momsen has quit acting. I, for one, weep for the arts. [Vulture]

Yes, please. Cartoon Network has renewed “Children’s Hospital” for a fourth season. In all seriousness, I can’t recommend this show enough. In somewhat less seriousness, fartspooplolzomg. [Deadline]

Read the first sentence of this story. Best show ever? Best show ever. ABC Family is developing an American version of “Terminales,” a Mexican drama about a woman with cancer. [Deadline]

After the jump, some Uproxx and web familia links, and a couple GIFs of Aziz Ansari from “Parks & Rec.”

Read the rest of this entry »

I Photoshopped Cool Cat into Cool Dog’s picture. This is what happens when there are no NFL games on a rainy Sunday. [roboshark]

The Greatest Unscripted Scenes in Film. Everything Robopanda does is golden. This is no exception. [Uproxx]

Breaking: Alex Smith still terrible at football. Burnsy breaks down this past weekend’s NFL preseason “action.” Much better than actually watching the games. [With Leather]

U.S. Presidents: Complete Badasses. Artist Jason Heuer — the man responsible for the Internet-famous image of Abe Lincoln toting an assault rifle while riding a grizzly — has several other paintings of commanders-in-chief looking heroic. See also: FDR the Transformer and George Washington, Zombie Killer. [GammaSquad]

Yep, that looks like the Batwing. I skipped out on watching these spoiler-ish videos of Dark Knight Rises videos, but the Internet certainly didn’t. [FilmDrunk]

The Best and Worst of WWE Summerslam 2011. I’m still not entirely sure what Summerslam is, but I’ve ruled out “music festival.” [With Leather]

More links + a new Alison Brie GIF below.

Read the rest of this entry »

‘How ’bout a magic trick?’ The sad part about Joker Cat is that he later died from a pill overdose :( [iwtbab]

Yep, someone made Star Wars sushi. The geeky sushi creations of Oki also include Spider-Man and pokemon, but my favorite is probably the tauntaun made from (I think) ginger. “This may taste weird, kid, but it’ll cleanse your palate.” [Gamma Squad]

Deal With It GIFs: Pop Culture Edition. Maske is absolutely right about this meme: it’s a fantastic way to win an argument on the Internet. [Uproxx]

The Professional Wrestling Divas Guide to Fantasy Tight Ends. Burnsy’s savvy discussion of fantasy football coupled with pictures of women with breast implants. Perhaps the internet’s finest moment. [With Leather]

This Week in Movie Posters. Like Vince, I’m very disappointed that the Battleship poster failed to capitalize on Brooklyn Decker’s ample cleavage. [FilmDrunk]

CANNOT BE UNSEEN. Bill Murray’s face on Betty White pictures. Betty White’s face on Bill Murray pictures. These Photoshops have the potential to ruin your day. [Uproxx]

More links, cats, and corgis below.

Read the rest of this entry »

Of COURSE he’s a shepherd. [420mansion]

The Best of #Michael Bluth. Great, now I’m sad about “Arrested Development” all over again. Some wounds never heal. [UPROXX]

HNNNNNNNNNGGGG Kate Upton’s Scorching Photo Shoot for Complex. Two things that always get me turned on: sexy teenagers and barnyard animals. [With Leather]

Lithuanian Capital City Mayor Is the Honey Badger of Mayors. Seriously, this guy is my hero. Although that’s not a tank; it’s an armored personnel carrier. [UPROXX]

Cheat Sheet: 17 Fascinating Facts About Jack Kirby, King of Comics. Did you know that he was born with a third nipple on his back? That might be true! [Gamma Squad]

John Wall Claims Another Set of Ankles. I think this guy might have a future in basketball. [The Smoking Section]

Just Your Basic Amateur MMA Fight Breaking Out at a Russian Dolphin Pool. Six-way brawl at the slippery edge of a pool. Awesome hilarity ensues. [FilmDrunk]

Suck on THAT, Danger Guerrero. Pregnant woman goes into labor during the bar exam, finishes test. [mental floss]

Read the rest of this entry »

Good morning, everyone! Danger Guerrero here. Matt’s still off doing CrossFit stuff and being an all around healthy-type person, so I’m running the show today. And let me tell you something, I am in a GREAT mood. As Matt referenced once or twice, I spent the vast majority of the past few weeks studying for and taking the bar exam. A lot of people have asked me stuff like “What’s the bar like?” or “Is it really that hard?”, so let me clear this up in the most clear and concise manner I can: the bar exam is a butthole. BUT, that said, I’m all done with it now, and I ain’t doin’ sh-t this week but filling in here today, writing the “Franklin & Bash” season finale recap on Thursday, and watching reruns of “The O.C.” on Soapnet. It’s gonna be glorious. Being unemployed is awesome.

Now that I got that off my chest, onto the links.

I love this guy and you should too. The lovely and talented Josh Kurp gives up a brief history of gambling on TV shows. lWarming Glowl

“CGI Nipples” sounds like an insult Johnny 5 would have used. The Future Sucks: Olivia Wilde Fakes Nude Scene with CGI Nipples |Film Drunk|

Well this seems like a good use of time now that they found a cure for cance-WHAT?! They haven’t?! Internet Explorer Users Much Dumber Than Non-Internet Explorer Users, Says Science |UPROXX|

You’re shocked, I know. So I signed up for Tumblr a little while back to distract myself from studying, and I promptly became best friends from the genius behind LOLSlater. What’s that? SURE I’ll post a Kelly Kapowski GIF! |LOLSlater|

I said this on Twitter, but I wouldn’t be surprised if Jay Cutler broke off his engagement so he wouldn’t be tied down during the final season of “Entourage.” Kristin Cavallari Says Jay Cutler Faked It |With Leather|

If you think about it, wearing a jersey to a sporting event is pretty much the same thing as Cosplay… except 1000000000000000000 times cooler. Other than that, the same. A Compendium of Cool Comics Cosplay: Avengers Edition |Gamma Squad|

And Matt wrote it in cursive AND EVERYTHING. Scarlett Johansson Declines Marine’s Invitation to Ball |Film Drunk|

Read the rest of this entry »