1ST PHOTO OF CAST OF SHOW YOU WON’T WATCH

EW’s Michael Ausiello revealed the first photo of the cast of the Sci Fi’s new “Stargate: Universe.”  As you can see, it will star Robert Carlyle, Lou Diamond Phillips, the Asian chick from Street Fighter: The Movie, and… uhh… the guy… who was in that one thing, you know?  And Whatshisface — always wears a shirt?

Here are those names now (again, in no particular order): Robert Carlyle, Lou Diamond Phillips, Justin Louis, Brian J. Smith, Elyse Levesque, David Blue, Alaina Huffman, Jamil Walker Smith, and Ming-Na…

SG:U, which is being billed as the edgier cousin to Stargate Atlantis and Stargate SG-1, debuts this fall.

Ooooh!!! Edgier than “Stargate SG-1″???  But that one had MacGyver!   Well, I guess Richard Dean Anderson is busy with something else now.  Probably some ultimate spin-off.  “Law & Order: SGU.”  It’s like Timecop, but without Van Damme!