Savvy Internet veterans will be quick to point out their familiarity with Norton Furniture of Cleveland — which is so indoctrinated in the world of Internerds that it has its own Wikipedia page — but this is the first I’ve seen of Marc Brown and Norton Furniture, and so I am wide-eyed and agog and other adjectives at this awesomely bad commercial.  What the hell is going on here?  There’s a pedophile guy trying to sell me furniture, and a plushy frog, and someone with a fake goatee and giant scissors?  Well… sure.  A little weird for me, but okay.  Certainly better than the Google Chrome commercial.

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