Good news, ladies. Following yesterday’s revelation that Jennifer Love Hewitt got her clam vajazzled, I did a little research and learned that this is a service available not just to big-time TV stars but also to proletarian vaginas. So go ahead and book your next waxing at New York City’s completely bare spa:

For special occasions—or when you want to mix it up—completely bare also offers completely bare with A Flair, a completely bare wax followed by a Swarovski crystal tattoo design in starburst, butterfly, heart and other shapes.

Other shapes, eh? I think a little kitty would be nice. Because I like cats. No innuendo intended. But wait, there’s more:

After they defuzz you, they’ll apply a regal crown design made from Swarovski crystals to your bikini area and then top it off with a 24-karat gold spray. [Time Out New York]

Being a blogger, I of course don’t have a girlfriend, but I imagine this is why people would want one. To have access to a vagina decorated like treasure.

[via The Luxury Spot]

It was a mere two weeks ago that the hastily made Cleveland tourism video swept this fine nation of ours, breathing new life into the once-tired “Cleveland is a dystopian hellhole” jokes.  And now, re-breathing more new life into “Cleveland is the skeletal remains of failing industry,” we get the hastily made Cleveland tourism video #2 (embedded below).  It’s actually even better than the first one.

Not getting new life breathed into it?  Cleveland.  (It’s funny because people are unemployed and sad.)

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