Not only did “Glee” debut its first two original songs on last night’s episode, it finally showed a kiss between Kurt (Chris Colfer) and Blaine (Darren Criss). It’s not the first gay kiss on the show, but it certainly was the most sensual, am I right fellas?

After months of hints and winks, fans of FOX’s hit musical finally got what they’ve been waiting for: The characters of Kurt and Blaine kissed for the first time. And it wasn’t a peck. It also wasn’t overtly sexual or desperate, it wasn’t rushed or clouded with turmoil, and it certainly wasn’t played for laughs, the way many kisses between men are on TV. It was perfect.

“It’s hard to overstate the significance of the kiss between Kurt and Blaine on ‘Glee’ last night,” [said] Michael Jensen, editor of Logo’s AfterElton.com. “Even better, it wasn’t the sort of kiss we saw back in the 1990s where the guys pecked each other on the lips — or worse, the camera cutaway — but this was a real kiss that hinted there is much more to come in this relationship. If we still needed proof how far gay characters have come on network TV, ‘Glee’ just gave it to us.” [PopEater]

They must mean gay male characters, because lesbian characters have always been awesome. Especially when the lesbian characters are really pretty femmes played by straight actresses, because they make such good role models for confused young women.

Come, join me for a trip back in time to 2005, when the second season of “The O.C.” featured Olivia Wilde as Alex, a minx who seduced Marissa (Mischa Barton) into a realm of sapphic pleasure. I show you these pictures solely in the interest of promoting tolerance and gay rights.

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I don’t mention Olivia Wilde often because I try to encourage women to have huge boobs, but the truth of the matter is that the “House” actress/burgeoning movie star is one of the most exquisite women in Hollywood. The only downside to fantasizing about her is that she’s been married to an Italian prince for the last eight years (since she was 18), so losers like me never got those prime “I have a chance!” fantasies that happen when a celeb is single.

Well, break out your voodoo dolls and telephoto lenses, because it’s time to start obsessing the right way:

It’s over for Olivia Wilde and her husband Tao Ruspoli. The House M.D. actress and her husband have mutually agreed to separate after eight years of marriage, PEOPLE has learned.

“They have been living apart after trying for quite some time to make their relationship work,” says a source… Wilde’s rep confirmed the separation but no other information was available. [People]

Reached for comment, Ruspoli said, “Ay! A prince no good for bellissima no more? Why you gotta make-a Tao cry in his spaghetti?!?”

Anyway, there’s only one way for a blogger to properly celebrate this momentous occasion: an unnecessary slideshow of Wilde in various states of undress! YEE HAW! Come on, click! Click, you fools! I need to make rent.

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“Entourage” gets crapped on a lot around here.  Matt has written posts about the show having no plot, or Adrien Grenier being a pussy, or the entire cast and crew being sexist, handsy, harassy douchebags.  All certainly true.  It’s really not that good a show.  The characters haven’t developed at all over the entire arc of the show, and its writing is lazy and disgustingly formulaic.  In fact, I bet I could write a brief, typical “Entourage” exchange in the next 45 seconds.

(*interlocks fingers, cracks all knuckles at once*) (*pops collars, delivers epic Ice-bro to self*)

[Drama is leaving an audition for a re-imagining of Animal House.  Everyone is waiting for him because they don't have jobs that require them to be there because life is awesome, brah]

E: How’d it go, Drama?

Drama: I’m freaking out, E!  This could be it.  I could be the next Belushi!

Turtle: Yeah, Jim Belushi [Turtle and E snicker]

Drama: Shut up, Turtle!

Vince [as though scolding a child]: Come on guys, leave Drama alone.  I think it’s very exciting.  It could be your Titanic, Johnny.

E: Yeah Drama, just like Titanic… the shipwreck, not the movie.

[all laugh, go get drinks, and find $10 million worth of diamonds the end]

(*extends open hand towards Hollywood*) WGA benefits and salary, please.  Wait.  I was supposed to be defending it.  Well, uh… Emmanuelle Chriqui is a hot piece (see above).  YOUR MOVE, UFFORD!

Hey, remember when she played Olivia Wilde’s lesbian lover on “The O.C.”?  Well there’s proof after the jump.

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Researchers at Johns Hopkins spent a year of research to determine that the medical practices on shows like “Grey’s Anatomy” and “House” are often unethical and unrealistic. You can read their report in the new issue of Gigantic Waste of Time Quarterly.

The authors of the review, available online in the April issue of the Journal of Medical Ethics, say they were well aware that their findings would end up stating the obvious. But they nonetheless wanted to provide data that would shed light on the relationship of these depictions on the perceptions of viewers, both health professionals and the general public…

In analyzing the second seasons of “Grey’s Anatomy” and “House,” [Matthew] Czarny counted 179 depictions of bioethical issues, under 11 different topics, ranging from informed consent to organ-transplant eligibility to human experimentation. [Baltimore Sun]

Here’s the train of thought and execution: they knew they were going to state the obvious, but they went forward because they thought it was important to collect the raw data. But then they only watched a single season of two shows that are now both in their sixth season. And that took a YEAR. And we wonder why the wait at the doctor’s office is so long.

My problem with “House” is that no doctor on the planet looks like Olivia Wilde. It’s like, why’d I even bother getting syphilis if the person looking at my wang is some Indian dude?

A few weeks ago, thousands of people emailed and tweeted at me to share this boobies and kittens video. Now, in a similar union of sexy and adorable, Olivia Wilde posted a picture on Twitter of herself with a baby goat. First she wrote “it took everything i had not to steal this goat. now i know why they only let kids in the petting zoo. dangerous.” But she linked to Gmail instead of the picture that had been taken. Then she followed up with, “oops. here is the aforementioned goat” with a link to the image above. Awww, even her mistakes are cute. If I ever get cancer, I want Olivia Wilde to break the news to me. I’d be like, “Wow, thanks! Can I have a hug?”

Previously: Olivia in GQ and Maxim’s Sexiest Woman