Morgan Wilson was the runner-up on Season 1 of Bravo’s “Top Chef: Just Desserts.” Now he’s been indicted on three second-degree felony charges of possession with the intent to promote child pornography. Whoops.

Wilson, 38, was arrested on Dec. 7, 2010 — less than a month after the ‘Just Desserts’ finale episode aired — when undercover investigators received file transfers from him via Limewire on his computer in September 2010. The file transfers allegedly contained images and videos of children as young as toddlers engaged in sexual acts, according to Pegasus News…

The executive pastry chef at Dallas’ Ritz-Carlton Hotel Lobby Lounge since 2007, the hotel’s Web site just removed Wilson’s name from the site; their Director of Human Resources Jim Van Winkle had previously declined to verify Wilson’s current employment status at the hotel. [AOL via ScreenJunkies]

It’s got to be tough to keep your job after you’ve been indicted on kiddie porn charges, but at least Wilson works in a field where it might not be entirely detrimental to his reputation. “Whoa, that dude’s attracted to children — I bet he makes AWESOME desserts.”

This supercut of Judy Jetson freaking out over boys is too much for me to handle. It goes on FOREVER. All that chick did was freak out over boys. I made it through about a minute and a half, and I couldn’t believe that I was less than a THIRD of the way through it. What a whore.

As a lengthy and disturbing side note, I was looking to sexy this post up a little bit, so I did a Google image search for “judy jetson cosplay.” Seemed harmless enough — except my SafeSearch filter was off. And that, friends, is a terrifying but magnetic rabbit hole to go down. I have seen things, people. Things that shouldn’t happen in cartoons. I saw Judy getting double-teamed by Star Trek characters. Jane and Judy getting railed by that furry house helper thing. With a couple clicks I saw R2D2 doing Princess Leia. Tron porn? Yup. And then there’s the Disney stuff. YIKES. You can’t un-see King Triton from Disney’s The Little Mermaid fingering his butthole while ejaculating. That sh*t is DARK, man. It was like a horrible hentai car wreck that I couldn’t look away from.

So please, enjoy this tame little Judy Jetson cosplay picture — but know that it came with a price.

[via @boomtisca]

Well, knock me over with a feather! The Wall Street Journal has made the groundbreaking discovery that people are watching pornography for free on something called “the internet” instead of ordering pay-per-view porn on their TV.

The trend is prompting TV executives to pull back the curtain on how porn contributes to their businesses, a topic they have been loath to discuss publicly.

On Thursday, satellite provider DirecTV cited “lower adult buys” as a cause for weaker pay-per-view revenue in its second quarter earnings. That followed Time Warner Cable Inc.’s admission last week that shrinkage [heh - Ed.] in the adult category was responsible for more than a third of a $14 million drop in video-on-demand revenue.

Stay tuned for the WSJ’s next exclusive investigation, “Newspapers not doing so hot.”

(image: inothernews via popculturebrain)

This week’s “Game of Thrones” nudity quota was filled by the prostitute Shae, enthusiastically played by Sibel Kekilli, a German actress of Turkish descent who has twice won Germany’s highest acting award. In 2004, just after she won her first Lola Award for her role in Head-On, a German newspaper revealed that Kekilli had acted in several pornographic films. Go ahead, do a Google image search of “Sibel Kekilli” with the SafeSearch off: there are a LOT of pictures of her with a penis in her face.

For those of you corporate drones who are unable to look at pornographic images on company time (suckers!), I’ve compiled a safe-ish for work gallery of Kekilli’s previous work. And let this be a lesson to ALL aspiring actresses: hardcore pornography is a surefire route to a critically acclaimed acting career.

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Here’s a (safe-for-work) trailer for yet another one of Hustler’s porn parodies: “Jeopardy,” I’m sorry to inform you. I would say that fake-Trebek’s mustache makes this one the creepiest porn parody yet, but that simply wouldn’t be true. Nothing will ever be creepier than the “Simpsons” porn parody. Trust me, the Oprah porn parody tried.

Besides, this could EASILY be creepier: Hustler totally missed out on including Watson in this. And what a shame, too. It’s so hard to find decent robot porn that isn’t Japanese.