The BET Awards were on, uh, BET last night, and I’m going to go ahead and assume that awards were given to black entertainers. The highlights — as far as I can tell from various recaps — were Chris Brown breaking down into tears during a tribute to Michael Jackson — and a tribute to Prince while Prince wore a shirt with Prince on it:

Anyway, I think that’s all the highlights I need: Chris Brown crying and Prince being awesome. If you’re looking for more on the BET Awards, there are more GIFs at fourfour, videos of the performances at Real Talk NY, and an Asian toddler riding a pug.

Salma Hayek and her magnificent rack have been in the news a lot recently, from spicing up “30 Rock” (pictured) to nourishing lucky African babies.  Now —  in what is suspected to be the first-ever trifecta news cycle to unite an NBC sitcom, African babies, and Prince — the Purple Pride of Minnesota has written a song about Hayek. 

The track is entitled ‘Valentina’, which is also the name of Hayek‘s daughter with French billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault. 

The song features the following lyrics: “Hey Valentina, tell your mama she should give me a call/ When she get tired of runnin’ after you down the hall/And she’s all worn out from those late-night feedings/and she’s ready for another rock and roll meeting“.

I won’t lie to you: there’s barely anything relevant here, and certainly nothing funny.  The point of this story is Salma Hayek’s boobs.  And look, there they are, right at the top of the post.  Ta-da!  Great story, Warming Glow!