Tina Fey and Amy Poehler guest starred in this “Jersey Floor” sketch that aired on last night’s episode of “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.” I probably would really like this if (a) I didn’t hate NBC’s video player, (b) I didn’t have to sit through a commercial to get to the skit, and (c) it didn’t go on for an interminable NINE MINUTES. Don’t get me wrong, Fallon’s DJ Pauly D impression is downright uncanny, but it’s not worth sitting through five minutes of just to get to the part where Fey and Poehler finally show up.

However, it IS worth watching after Fey and Poehler appear, just for the inexplicable wonder of how good Tina Fey looks. She’s 40, pregnant, and done up in a wig, fake tan, and excessive eye makeup — yet she’s never looked hotter to me. The lesson here, ladies, is that men will like you more if you dress slutty. Even if you’re pregnant. Especially if you’re pregnant.

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Congratulations to “Saturday Night Live” alumna Rachel Dratch, 44, who gave birth to a healthy baby boy, Eli, on August 24th.

“She’s doing great and the baby’s doing great,” a source confirms to PEOPLE exclusively. “She’s healthy and really happy!” [People]

Added a nurse, “Eeeeek! Kill it with fire!”

Dratch, 44, recently told PEOPLE that her pregnancy has a “crazy story” behind it.

TOTALLY crazy. You would not believe the hooves on the father.

Random House is releasing Tracy Morgan’s book, “I Am the New Black”, next Tuesday.  He dishes about his SNL castmates with anecdotes like this:

“I had my finger on the pulse of urban comedy, but when I brought my act to ‘SNL,’ those mother——— just felt bad for me. None of the cast I came up with saw this future for me. No, sir. All I have to say about that is, where’s Chris Kattan* now? Where’s Cheri Oteri now? That b—- can’t even get arrested.”

[...] “I invited everyone to go down there one week. And Tina Fey, Rachel Dratch and a few others came along. I didn’t tell any of them what they were in for, so it was all cool when we got there. At first . . . they thought it was just a private party. Then these two girls came out onstage and started [engaging in sex acts], and that just shut it down. All the grips and crew guys from ‘SNL’ were standing around and loving it, but my castmates took one look at that, turned right around and rushed out of there.” [nydailynews]

There’s also a great interview in GQ, my favorite part of which was this:

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