Presented with minimal commentary: the worst thing you will see all day. This is a supercut of leathery Bravo reality moron Rachel Zoe abusing the word “literally.” A few examples:

“I literally want to cut myself in half.”
“I literally died.”
“We literally are going to need to pull dresses out of our asses.”

I’d share more, but I only made it through 34 seconds before I stopped the video and let out an angry yell. Literally. As in, I actually performed those actions. Here’s another example of me using the word correctly: I want to literally crush Rachel Zoe’s skull with a sledgehammer and watch her literally die in a gutter. Unfortunately, I can’t do that. Well, I can, but I won’t. I’m too pretty for prison. Guys like me get used as currency.

[Jezebel via NY Mag. Previously on WG: Rachel Zoe writes like a retarded teenage girl]

Nobody involved in this story does anything of worth, and nothing they say actually qualifies as news, but it annoyed the hell out of me so I’m gonna make damn sure it annoys the hell out of you. Skinny aging reality docu-soap star Rachel Zoe and skinny aging reality TV/docu-soap star Bethenny Frankel are having a beef on Twitter, y’all. Oh but wait: it gets much more annoying and pointless than that. [sic] it away, ladies:

Frankel seems to have started the nasty Twitter battle with the snarky remark: “Is wondering if I’m the only one who can’t get over the self-important nonsense that is rachel zoe.”

Not to be outdone, Rachel Zoe shot back with her own Twitter slam, “wow talk abt no class bn friends 4yrs rude.”

The Twitter war continued to escalate from there, with Frankel posting: “Is dying over this show.if I stick on a lampshade with a moo moo and a pair of bananas hoop earrings,rz may just D I E.what a bunch of BS!”

Naturally, Rachel Zoe can’t keep her mouth shut, posting: “she is inappropriate and clearly desperate for some attention… unclear y Bethanny [sic] has declared war..never bn anything but kind 2 her & clearly she enjoys being vicious as they say..obvi she was nevr my friend.”

Just to be clear, Rachel Zoe graduated from college in 1993, so she’s about 38 years old. Frankel turns 39 in two months. They went to George Washington and NYU, respectively. And they both write like 14-year-old girls. And not the precocious honor student types. The ones with MySpace pages. And Down Syndrome.