This video is a compilation of “Star Trek: The Next Generation” scenes taken out of context to sound like sexual innuendos. It was made two years ago, but I’m sharing it now because it’s new to me (via Urlesque) and because I’m 12 years old and I laugh at cheap jokes.riker

And not to spoil the best part, but you have to watch at least the first two minutes, because that’s when Commander Riker breaks out the sad trombone. I mean it. Seriously. He actually plays the famous “wah-wah-wahhhhh” we all know and love, and I think he’s going to be a new hero here at Warming Glow. How do you feel about that, Commander Riker?

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