Terrence the Gay T-Rex LOVES that hat on you, girl!

Ever since I heard the news back in July that Rumer Willis was going to play a “punky cute lesbian” (not my words) on “90210,” I’ve been dying to see the iron-jawed offspring of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore kiss one of the show’s female characters. By which I mean: I’d forgotten “90210″ existed, and a TV series jumping the shark with a lesbian kiss barely registers on my consciousness except to recognize it as a death knell.

Anyway, the CW released this still of Rumer kissing Jessica Lowndes, who I admit is very attractive. But I just don’t know why shows think this will stir up additional viewers. I mean, if a person online is savvy enough to find the production still of Willis and Lowndes kissing, then that person is also probably capable of Googling “lesbian kiss” or “girls kissing” — and that’s a one-way ticket to the Double End section of Dildotown. I’ve heard that neighborhood’s really gentrifying.

[E! via WWTDD]

Rumer Willis, the sexy starlet who’s taking Hollywood by storm solely because of her immense talent and natural good looks, will play a lesbian on “90210″ next season.  From Access Hollywood:

Rumer’s character Gia has been described as a punky cute lesbian who isn’t afraid to speak her mind, a rep for The CW, which airs the teen series, told Access.

Gia will work at school paper the Blaze News alongside Navid (Michael Steger), Adrianna (Jessica Lowndes) and Silver (Jessica Stroup).

I like this bit of casting.  Too often, Hollywood tries to make lesbians appear feminine, even sexy.  But Rumer’s got the strong jaw and complete lack of sex appeal that will make her the most believable lesbian on network television.  We’re gonna need some more cargo shorts in wardrobe!

Rumer Willis, the handsome daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, will play a prostitute in an upcoming episode of “Medium.”  Because hey, some guys like ‘em that way.

“It’s a little strange for me to have the daughter of one of my closest friends [Bruce Willis] play a prostitute, but she is really terrific in this role,” says Medium executive producer Glenn Gordon Caron, who worked with Bruce on Moonlighting.

Wait, the guy who got her the job is friends with her father?  In Hollywood?  That seems hard to believe.

“She’s extremely talented and a wonderful mix of both Bruce and Demi,” adds Glenn. “She has her mom’s sensitivity and vulnerability, but that tough streak her dad has, and she’s as bright as both of them.” ["...and by 'tough streak,' I mean 'thick jaw that a boxer would kill for,'" Glenn might have added.]

Hey, has anyone seen Patricia Arquette lately?  The sexy star of True Romance is long, long gone.  They should change the name of the show to “Large.”  **licks finger, makes SSSS sound**