Oh man, do white people suck. We don’t suck as hard as we did in, say, 1950, but we still suck pretty hard. Let’s fire up the time-traveling Shamemobile and go back to 1993, when Diane Horner led these valiant white “hip hop” dancers in Country Hip Hop Dancing, which, as far as I can tell, was a VHS tape likely sold during the small hours of the night on WGN. Just… just watch it. To everyone who isn’t white: I’m so, so sorry. I’m sorry for these people. I swear I don’t know them.

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Today is slow and crappy and everyone with a decent job has the day off, which means that we need to spice things up a little bit around here.  And you know what that means: nine minutes and 46 seconds of dogs acting out an old World War I movie.  Here’s what I can promise you:

-This line: “We will lure the enemy with these irresistible wieners.”
-A gay pit bull machine gunner
-A Boston terrier behind enemy lines in drag as a nurse
-Dogs in monocles galore

At almost ten minutes, it’s way longer than what I’m usually willing to post, but I’ll be honest with you: ten minutes isn’t nearly long enough.  I want to watch this forever.  (Video below)

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