Worth doing.

‘Arrested Westeros.’ I feel like the only person on the planet who doesn’t totally love the new Tumblr that combines “Game of Thrones” screencaps with “Arrested Development” quotes. But YOU should enjoy it. [Uproxx]

Global Smurfs Day is a thing. These people need to get some mothersmurfing lives. [FilmDrunk]

CHINCHILLA MIME! This is the first mime I’ve ever liked. [bunnyfood]

Stupid Dustin Ackley. The results of my foray into fantasy baseball. I can’t believe 117th place didn’t pay out. What a rip-off. [With Leather]

Michael Bay is a visionary artist. This fan trailer of the new Transformers movie suggests that Bay works with explosions the same way Van Gogh used oils. [Gamma Squad]

More below, including an awesome Peter Dinklage “For Your Consideration” ad, more TV news, and a kitty watching Sean Penn.

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Liquor and guns: two great tastes that go great together. Somehow I’d never seen this segment with Conan O’Brien and Hunter S. Thompson. That’s inexcusable on my part. [Devour]

14 Child Stars to Watch in 2011. Actually, it’s Burnsy’s collection of kids sucking at music and dancing. Much better than REAL child stars. [UPROXX]

More like January BONES! More (and higher-res) pictures of X-Men: First Class, including January Jones as Emma Frost. I originally meant that “bones” joke as in “I’d like to have sex with her,” but if any girls are reading this then I totally meant “she’s too skinny.” Now go ahead and finish that piece of cake. You’re beautiful the way you are, girlfriend! [Gamma Squad]

A challenge for you: if you can watch all three and a half minutes of this loop of Natalie Portman’s goofy Golden Globes laugh without swallowing your tongue, I will give you a shiny nickel. [FilmDrunk]

The Super Bowl ads are going to suck. Likely culprits: Adam Sandler movies and Miller Lite. [With Leather]

Brett Favre’s RISE commercial. Props to whomever made this, because that’s the best Brett Favre actor I’ve ever seen. [KSK]

More better hotness below:

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Here’s the thing about ironically crappy tattoos: they’re still crappy. (via @Ckybran)

The Ten Most Stylish Dictators. Relax, Jews. Even with Hugo Boss on his side, Hitler got left off the list. [UPROXX]

Is Verizon finally getting the iPhone today? Um, maybe. But don’t hold your breath. [Uproxx News]

Um, no thank you. At a charity fund raiser in Taiwan, Andre Agassi showed a naked picture of his wife Steffi Graf (age 41) to the highest bidder. Sure, it makes Asian people look perverse, but it’s a good example to set for Andy Roddick. [With Leather]

(Michael Scott Photobomb via The Clearly Dope) ☛

‘A live-action comic book.’ A review of NBC’s “The Cape,” which debuted with middling ratings on Sunday night. [The Smoking Section]

A Brief History of Conspicuous Product Placement. This FilmDrunk original video is both entertaining and enlightening. Not a single fart noise. Weird, right? [FilmDrunk]

Nerd boners, engage! It seems that all the relevant actors from The Lord of the Rings — including Ian McKellen, Cate Blanchett, Elijah Wood, and Andy Serkis — will reprise their roles in The Hobbit. [Gamma Squad]

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This is Chris Hamilton of Union Grove, Wisconsin (a little north of the Illinois border, near the famous Bong Recreation Area). He’s never been to New Jersey, but that didn’t stop him from getting a tattoo of the the state’s border with the word “SNOOKI” inside of it. MTV’s Clutch Blog interviewed this future captain of industry:

Clutch: So Chris, why in the world did you get Snooki’s name tattooed on your leg?
Chris: I started watching the first season of “Jersey Shore” and kept seeing Snooki bring home these piece of s*** guys. I knew I would be so much better for her and I just fell in love. She’s the cream of the crop, the absolute bee’s knees.

The cat’s meow! The elephant’s instep! The caterpillar’s spats! The drunk girl exposing her vagina on the dance floor!

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Over the last year or so, I’ve spent a ridiculous amount of time and effort covering the life and work of Conan O’Brien, from his ascent to “The Tonight Show” throne to the ratings troubles and Machiavellian moves that caused his demise at NBC to his nationwide tour and coming revival at TBS (not to mention puppies dressed as cats). Along the way, some people have said that I’m too dedicated to Coco.

To these people I say: No I’m not. I’m officially not, because I don’t have and will never get an “I’m with Coco” tattoo.

Hardcore fans don’t have anything on Jacynda Pollard. Check out her “I’m with Coco” tattoo. Done by Mez Love at American Tattoo. Holy crap Jacynda! That is dedication.

“Dedication” is one term for it. We also would have accepted “poor judgment,” “a terrible idea,” “stark raving mad,” and “effective birth control.”