Worth doing.

‘Arrested Westeros.’ I feel like the only person on the planet who doesn’t totally love the new Tumblr that combines “Game of Thrones” screencaps with “Arrested Development” quotes. But YOU should enjoy it. [Uproxx]

Global Smurfs Day is a thing. These people need to get some mothersmurfing lives. [FilmDrunk]

CHINCHILLA MIME! This is the first mime I’ve ever liked. [bunnyfood]

Stupid Dustin Ackley. The results of my foray into fantasy baseball. I can’t believe 117th place didn’t pay out. What a rip-off. [With Leather]

Michael Bay is a visionary artist. This fan trailer of the new Transformers movie suggests that Bay works with explosions the same way Van Gogh used oils. [Gamma Squad]

More below, including an awesome Peter Dinklage “For Your Consideration” ad, more TV news, and a kitty watching Sean Penn.

Peter Dinklage for Best Supporting Actor. Yep, pretty much. [yfrog via @MsChicGeek]

Tom Sizemore joins ‘Hawaii Five-0.’ Future headline: “Tom Sizemore Assaults Grace Park.” [Inside TV]

:( Julie Benz engaged. I totally thought I could win her over by saying nice things about her on my blog. Alas. [Us]

READ THIS. An excellent, in-depth article by Andrew Romano about the coming season of “Breaking Bad.” The Season 4 premiere promises a twist that “will have fans swooning for weeks.” [Newsweek]

Chuck Lorre to kill Charlie Sheen…‘s character in “Two and a Half Men.” [ScreenJunkies]

Fashion Kitty watching Sean Penn. Via Luna the Fashion Kitty, natch. Banner image via steelreserve40oz.

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Liquor and guns: two great tastes that go great together. Somehow I’d never seen this segment with Conan O’Brien and Hunter S. Thompson. That’s inexcusable on my part. [Devour]

14 Child Stars to Watch in 2011. Actually, it’s Burnsy’s collection of kids sucking at music and dancing. Much better than REAL child stars. [UPROXX]

More like January BONES! More (and higher-res) pictures of X-Men: First Class, including January Jones as Emma Frost. I originally meant that “bones” joke as in “I’d like to have sex with her,” but if any girls are reading this then I totally meant “she’s too skinny.” Now go ahead and finish that piece of cake. You’re beautiful the way you are, girlfriend! [Gamma Squad]

A challenge for you: if you can watch all three and a half minutes of this loop of Natalie Portman’s goofy Golden Globes laugh without swallowing your tongue, I will give you a shiny nickel. [FilmDrunk]

The Super Bowl ads are going to suck. Likely culprits: Adam Sandler movies and Miller Lite. [With Leather]

Brett Favre’s RISE commercial. Props to whomever made this, because that’s the best Brett Favre actor I’ve ever seen. [KSK]

More better hotness below:

Yup, that’s a Kirstie Alley tattoo. An excellent life decision, sir. [@stevemiller73 via BuzzFeed]

“Harry Potter for Grown-Ups.” That’s how Hollywood types are describing the new project from “Battlestar Galactica” re-maker Ron Moore. It’s an ensemble police drama that takes place in a world ruled by magic instead of science. [Inside TV]

Seaside Heights, 08751. The Situation and Pauly D are the new generation’s Dylan and Brandon. Mind: blown. [The Clearly Dope]

Young boys getting molested was Simon Cowell’s lucky break. An excerpt from the book American Idol: The Untold Story reveals that Cowell’s mentor Jonathan King was “Pop Idol’s” first choice to be the “mean judge” — until he went to prison for molesting five boys. [The Daily Beast]

Here’s the thing about ironically crappy tattoos: they’re still crappy. (via @Ckybran)

The Ten Most Stylish Dictators. Relax, Jews. Even with Hugo Boss on his side, Hitler got left off the list. [UPROXX]

Is Verizon finally getting the iPhone today? Um, maybe. But don’t hold your breath. [Uproxx News]

Um, no thank you. At a charity fund raiser in Taiwan, Andre Agassi showed a naked picture of his wife Steffi Graf (age 41) to the highest bidder. Sure, it makes Asian people look perverse, but it’s a good example to set for Andy Roddick. [With Leather]

(Michael Scott Photobomb via The Clearly Dope) ☛

‘A live-action comic book.’ A review of NBC’s “The Cape,” which debuted with middling ratings on Sunday night. [The Smoking Section]

A Brief History of Conspicuous Product Placement. This FilmDrunk original video is both entertaining and enlightening. Not a single fart noise. Weird, right? [FilmDrunk]

Nerd boners, engage! It seems that all the relevant actors from The Lord of the Rings — including Ian McKellen, Cate Blanchett, Elijah Wood, and Andy Serkis — will reprise their roles in The Hobbit. [Gamma Squad]

Oh, “Party Down.” You are missed. (mydarling via bohemea)

This is Chris Hamilton of Union Grove, Wisconsin (a little north of the Illinois border, near the famous Bong Recreation Area). He’s never been to New Jersey, but that didn’t stop him from getting a tattoo of the the state’s border with the word “SNOOKI” inside of it. MTV’s Clutch Blog interviewed this future captain of industry:

Clutch: So Chris, why in the world did you get Snooki’s name tattooed on your leg?
Chris: I started watching the first season of “Jersey Shore” and kept seeing Snooki bring home these piece of s*** guys. I knew I would be so much better for her and I just fell in love. She’s the cream of the crop, the absolute bee’s knees.

The cat’s meow! The elephant’s instep! The caterpillar’s spats! The drunk girl exposing her vagina on the dance floor!

Why do you love her so much?
She is very beautiful [keep in mind: Wisconsin - Ed.], she has a great personality, she loves to have fun and I am the same way. I love to have fun and enjoy life. She seems like she’s the life of the party too, and so am I.

What would you say if you had a chance to talk to Snooki?
I would tell her that her choice in men isn’t so good, that there are nice guys out there like me who would do anything for her. I’d tell her that even though I’m not Italian or from Jersey, I can still show up all those guys that she brought home from the club.

Not from Jersey, huh?
No, I’ve never even been to Jersey. I live in Wisconsin. I’m trying to go the Jersey Shore this summer though.

Did you consider going for more than her name, like, her face!?!
That’s actually my next step. I have a picture of her poolside holding a martini glass and I’m going to get it on the other side of my leg.

Ah, young love. Who can forget the first time they got a tattoo of an alcoholic reality star they’ve never met? It seems like just yesterday I got “DON’T HASSEL THE HOFF” inked in old English script across my stomach. Oh wait, that was yesterday. Man, ether’s a helluva drug.

Over the last year or so, I’ve spent a ridiculous amount of time and effort covering the life and work of Conan O’Brien, from his ascent to “The Tonight Show” throne to the ratings troubles and Machiavellian moves that caused his demise at NBC to his nationwide tour and coming revival at TBS (not to mention puppies dressed as cats). Along the way, some people have said that I’m too dedicated to Coco.

To these people I say: No I’m not. I’m officially not, because I don’t have and will never get an “I’m with Coco” tattoo.

Hardcore fans don’t have anything on Jacynda Pollard. Check out her “I’m with Coco” tattoo. Done by Mez Love at American Tattoo. Holy crap Jacynda! That is dedication.

“Dedication” is one term for it. We also would have accepted “poor judgment,” “a terrible idea,” “stark raving mad,” and “effective birth control.”

Between the “Mystery Science Theater 3000″ tattoo, the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man tattoo, and breasts, this girl is a nerd’s wet dream. However, I can’t say I agree with the placement. She should have gotten it on her inner thigh so that her lovers could come up with witty things for Joel/Mike to say. “Whoa, look at that vagina!” “AAAGGHH it’s a hairy monster!” “Captain, we found the source of the smell.”

If none of this makes any sense to you, you can join the commenters at Reddit, who were all saying things like “Hurrr that’s going to become a blurry black smudge after she has children” or “I’m only 12 years old; I don’t get it.” And that’s just sad. I mean, I know the American school system is behind other countries’, but I was shocked to learn that “MST3K” isn’t part of the curriculum.

Via Time:

Comedian Bill Maher may have thought he was on American Gladiator rather than Pictionary [Ed.- Ha ha, good one, Jay.] in 1997 when an excitable Erik Estrada knocked him to the floor. The CHiPs actor was celebrating his successful deciphering of the phrase “tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree” when, in his exuberance, he hit Maher in the nose. The taped show cut away; when it returned, Maher had a compress against his face while Estrada sat sheepishly nearby.

Then Maher was his usual sarcastic self, guessing punch, fist, and brain damage on the next game. In fairness to Estrada, Maher’s nose is huge and hard to miss. [Ha ha, good one, Jay.]  Since I’m talking about celebrity game shows anyway, check out the clip below of Betty White getting fed up with the magic toaster on Password.   And since I’m talking about Betty White, check out this awesome tattoo.

[Thanks to Urlesque for the pic.]

The Golden Girls tattoo at right (click for larger)  appeared on Buzzfeed earlier today, and I thought, “Wow, really?”  And so I asked the Internet “Really?”  And the Internet was all, “Damn right, hooker. BAM!”

The scary thing is that the Golden-Girls-as-Mount-Rushmore tattoo and the Golden-Girls-as-rape-defense tattoo both only scratch the surface of what’s out there.  This gallery here has more TV show tattoos than you care to think exist.  It’s like, yeah, I get it.  I like TV too, but that doesn’t mean I’m gonna get an “According to Jim” tat.

(Side note: I’d like to see a Kat von D tattoo.  So meta!)

The tension in your back?  That’s sexual tension. A pretty awesome clip from the original “Star Trek” series.  [College Humor]

Drugs and boobs sells: Jodie Sweetin (Stephanie Tanner from “Full House”) will write a memoir about her addiction to “methadone, cocaine and ecstasy” — although I thought she was hooked on methamphetamines?  Is it possible Page Six got a detail wrong?  [Page Six]

It’s a coping mechanism from the show: “Real Housewives of NYC” star Bethenny Frankel (the one with the hot body but weird jaw) lifted her dress and flashed her ass at an event in the Hamptons.  The back is a good angle for her.  [TMZ]

Could be worse. I joined the Marines. Seven stupid things men do to impress women. [Blog of Hilarity]

Stephen Baldwin doesn’t need underwear, baby: Not when he’s in the presence of Kathy Lee Gifford.  The “Today” show just got sexy.  [Best Week Ever]

Demi Moore is a sexy Hollywood star: …And she’s posting photos of herself on Twitter in which she’s missing a front tooth.  That Ashton Kutcher is one lucky guy!  [The Fab Life]

In other words, she’s just the kind of scholar and patriot that upstanding young Americans should be getting tattooed on their upper arms.

[This] is, from what we understand, a very real expression of one man’s love for VH1’s own Megan Hauserman. At last, fan behavior that out-does the ridiculousness of reality TV! This is where we’re progressing as a viewership, people. The owner of this fine inkwork is one Eddie who lives in Estero, Florida (per his MySpace). Megan tells us that he owns two Lily-esque Chihuahuas named, of course, Lily and Megan. Frankly, she seems thrilled to have a dog named after her. Go figure.

I appreciate Eddie’s honesty.  He knows who he is, what his expectations in life are.  Big-name talented celebrities are out of his stalking league.  Even Playboy centerfolds are a little too good for him.  But that one girl who got naked on the Web and was on all those reality shows?  That’s a woman he can really get a restraining order from.

[via Best Week Ever]