Between the “Mystery Science Theater 3000″ tattoo, the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man tattoo, and breasts, this girl is a nerd’s wet dream. However, I can’t say I agree with the placement. She should have gotten it on her inner thigh so that her lovers could come up with witty things for Joel/Mike to say. “Whoa, look at that vagina!” “AAAGGHH it’s a hairy monster!” “Captain, we found the source of the smell.”

If none of this makes any sense to you, you can join the commenters at Reddit, who were all saying things like “Hurrr that’s going to become a blurry black smudge after she has children” or “I’m only 12 years old; I don’t get it.” And that’s just sad. I mean, I know the American school system is behind other countries’, but I was shocked to learn that “MST3K” isn’t part of the curriculum.

Via Time:

Comedian Bill Maher may have thought he was on American Gladiator rather than Pictionary [Ed.- Ha ha, good one, Jay.] in 1997 when an excitable Erik Estrada knocked him to the floor. The CHiPs actor was celebrating his successful deciphering of the phrase “tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree” when, in his exuberance, he hit Maher in the nose. The taped show cut away; when it returned, Maher had a compress against his face while Estrada sat sheepishly nearby.

Then Maher was his usual sarcastic self, guessing punch, fist, and brain damage on the next game. In fairness to Estrada, Maher’s nose is huge and hard to miss. [Ha ha, good one, Jay.]  Since I’m talking about celebrity game shows anyway, check out the clip below of Betty White getting fed up with the magic toaster on Password.   And since I’m talking about Betty White, check out this awesome tattoo.

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That’s nothing, I’ve got one that depicts Kirstie Alley as Jupiter. (Because she’s fat.)

The Golden Girls tattoo at right (click for larger)  appeared on Buzzfeed earlier today, and I thought, “Wow, really?”  And so I asked the Internet “Really?”  And the Internet was all, “Damn right, hooker. BAM!”

The scary thing is that the Golden-Girls-as-Mount-Rushmore tattoo and the Golden-Girls-as-rape-defense tattoo both only scratch the surface of what’s out there.  This gallery here has more TV show tattoos than you care to think exist.  It’s like, yeah, I get it.  I like TV too, but that doesn’t mean I’m gonna get an “According to Jim” tat.

(Side note: I’d like to see a Kat von D tattoo.  So meta!)

Is that Drew Carey’s arm? Thirteen tattoos of celebrities that are excellent, excellent life decisions.  I bet the woman with the Oprah tattoo has killed before.  [Hail Mary Jane]

The tension in your back?  That’s sexual tension. A pretty awesome clip from the original “Star Trek” series.  [College Humor]

Drugs and boobs sells: Jodie Sweetin (Stephanie Tanner from “Full House”) will write a memoir about her addiction to “methadone, cocaine and ecstasy” — although I thought she was hooked on methamphetamines?  Is it possible Page Six got a detail wrong?  [Page Six]

It’s a coping mechanism from the show: “Real Housewives of NYC” star Bethenny Frankel (the one with the hot body but weird jaw) lifted her dress and flashed her ass at an event in the Hamptons.  The back is a good angle for her.  [TMZ]

Could be worse. I joined the Marines. Seven stupid things men do to impress women. [Blog of Hilarity]

Stephen Baldwin doesn’t need underwear, baby: Not when he’s in the presence of Kathy Lee Gifford.  The “Today” show just got sexy.  [Best Week Ever]

Demi Moore is a sexy Hollywood star: …And she’s posting photos of herself on Twitter in which she’s missing a front tooth.  That Ashton Kutcher is one lucky guy!  [The Fab Life]

Megan Hauserman is a former Playboy Cybergirl who won the the third season of “Beauty and the Geek” before gorging on the teat of VH1 — she competed in “Rock of Love: Season 2,” “I Love Money,” and “Rock of Love Charm School.”

In other words, she’s just the kind of scholar and patriot that upstanding young Americans should be getting tattooed on their upper arms.

[This] is, from what we understand, a very real expression of one man’s love for VH1’s own Megan Hauserman. At last, fan behavior that out-does the ridiculousness of reality TV! This is where we’re progressing as a viewership, people. The owner of this fine inkwork is one Eddie who lives in Estero, Florida (per his MySpace). Megan tells us that he owns two Lily-esque Chihuahuas named, of course, Lily and Megan. Frankly, she seems thrilled to have a dog named after her. Go figure.

I appreciate Eddie’s honesty.  He knows who he is, what his expectations in life are.  Big-name talented celebrities are out of his stalking league.  Even Playboy centerfolds are a little too good for him.  But that one girl who got naked on the Web and was on all those reality shows?  That’s a woman he can really get a restraining order from.

[via Best Week Ever]