In lieu of an actual intro:

“The North Cafeteria, named after Admiral William North, is located in the western portion of East Hall, gateway to the western half of North Hall, which is named, not after William North, but for its position above the South Wall. It is the most contested and confusing battlefield on Greendale’s campus, next to the English Memorial Spanish Center, named after English Memorial, a Portuguese sailor that discovered Greendale while looking for a fountain that cured syphilis.”

I was dying. My favorite post-hiatus “Community” episode by far. And now, GIFs.

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This installment of TV GIFs of the Week includes four of my favorite things: Mayor McCheese, Walter White, boobs, and Alison Brie holding a stuffed animal. If that’s not enticing enough for you, what the heck’s wrong with you? To sweeten the deal, we also have Kenny Powers looking disgusted, an epic battle between pillows and blankets, the world’s greatest college basketball fan/sex machine, and much more.

It was a good week of TV, beginning with…

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In the spirit of last night’s Academy Awards:

Dean! Dean! Dean! Le talentueux Dean obdeanly a remporté un Oscar. C’est la seule chose qui importe en ce moment – bien, et Bret McKenzie, aussi, mais je suis encore pissé que les producteurs n’ont pas laissé Jason Segel effectuer “Homme ou Muppet,” l’Award-winning Académie “Homme ou Muppet.” Cette chanson a fait l’impossible: il fait Jim Parsons sympathique. Si ce n’est pas digne de récompense, je ne sais pas ce qui est. Quoi qu’il en soit, dans cette tranche de GIF de la semaine, nous avons quelques images de cérémonie des Oscars la nuit dernière, ainsi que des extraits de “Archer”, “Parks and Recreation”, “l’office”, “The Colbert Report”, et plus encore.

That’s how you say the following in Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkey, aka French: Dean! Dean! Dean! The obdeanly talented Dean won an Oscar. That’s the only thing that matters right now — well, that and Uggie and Bret McKenzie, too. But I’m still pissed that producers didn’t let Jason Segel perform “Man or Muppet,” the Academy Award-winning “Man or Muppet.” That song did the impossible: it made Jim Parsons likable. If that’s not award-worthy, I don’t know what is. Anyway, in this installment of GIFs of the Week, we have a few images from last night’s Oscars, as well as selections from “Archer,” “Parks and Rec,” “The Colbert Report,” and more.

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That was an especially great week of TV, now wasn’t it?

Not only did “Archer,” “Justified,” “Raising Hope,” “Up All Night,” and “Saturday Night Live” all have their best episodes of the season, “Eastbound & Down” returned to us, as foulmouthed and fantastic as ever. All those shows are included in this Kate Upton’s assets-sized installment of GIFs of the Week, as well as images of Louis CK’s return to “Parks and Recreation,” the 500th episode of “The Simpsons,” and Jeff Goldblum.

Just Jeff Goldblum.

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ABC is all reruns again tonight, so unless you’re into “Top Chef,” you’re screwed if you’re looking for good television during prime time.

American Idol (Fox) — Jim Carrey’s daughter is a contestant this season. Even if you didn’t know it was Jim Carrey’s daugther, after one look at her teeth, you’d know it was Jim Carrey’s daughter (video after the jump, if you’re interested)

Whitney/Are You There, Chelsea? (NBC) — Serious question: I only watched the dreadfully unfunny pilot of “Are You There, Chelsea?” Did it get any better? Because I no longer believe “Community’s” return hinges on its cancellation. I think NBC is going to burn through new episodes of “Parks and Recreation” and run “Community” in its place come April.

Top Chef (Bravo) — There’s a strange bicycle competition in tonight’s episode. I don’t know what that has got to do with cooking, but for the love of God, don’t look at Padma.

The Exes (TV Land) — I kept meaning to get around to watching an episode, if only because of my love for Donald Faison. Alas, this is the first season finale, so it looks like I’m too late. It’s probably best; I wouldn’t want to tarnish my fondness for him. Here’s the Turk Dance, anyway.

LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Howard Stern is on Letterman to help him celebrate 30 years on late night; Daniel Radcliffe is on Leno; John Krasinski does Kimmel; The Shat will sit with Craig Ferguson; Tracy Morgan — who hates his mother — will be on Fallon; and Brad F***ing Pitt will be on “The Daily Show.”

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