This happened late last week, but I’m just now getting to it because — let’s face it — the whole “someone said something stupid and inflammatory” story happens all the damn time, and it’s rarely interesting unless someone gets fired. Well, CNN’s Rick Sanchez got fired on Friday, because he called Jon Stewart a bigot and said that Jews control the media. And there’s nothing the Jews in charge of the media hate more than being called out like that.

“I think to some extent Jon Stewart and [Stephen] Colbert are the same way. I think Jon Stewart’s a bigot,” Sanchez said, noting Stewart’s upper middle class suburban upbringining and claiming he was biased against “everybody else that’s not like him.”

“[Stewart]‘s such a minority, I mean, you know…Please, what are you kidding?…I’m telling you that everybody who runs CNN is a lot like Stewart, and a lot of people who run all the other networks are a lot like Stewart, and to imply that somehow they—the people in this country who are Jewish—are an oppressed minority? Yeah.” [Note: sarcasm] [E! Online]

CNN let Sanchez go by the end of the day, and Stewart poked fun at him during the Comedy Central’s “Night of Too Many Stars,” which was also run by Jews, according to my source* at the scene.

*source = Hitler cat

Al-Aqsa TV is the official TV station of Hamas, and I think we can all agree its children’s programming is educational AND entertaining.  In this clip from “Pioneers of Tomorrow,” Nassur the Hamas teddy bear talks about going to the Gaza Strip and joining the mujahideen to wage Jihad against the Jews.  Awwww, what a cute little martyr!

This is actually one of the least unsettling clips from Comment Central’s Top 10 clips of Middle Eastern TV.  Some of the highlights:

• A plushy Hamas mouse is martyred by terrorist Jews
• A plushy Hamas bunny is martyred by terrorist Jews
• “Tom and Jerry” is an international Jewish conspiracy
• Jurassic Park is an international Jewish conspiracy
• The Harry Potter phenomenon: go ahead and guess what that is

There’s also a piece from Kuwaiti TV on why homosexuals should be tortured in public squares.  I actually didn’t watch that clip — I just figured it had something to do with the Jews.

[via TiFaux]

The 92nd Street Y — which apparently is not an actual YMCA — made “Meshugene Men,” a Jew-centric spoof of “Mad Men” featuring Amy Sedaris as the Betty Draper character, Netty Draperberg.  Fittingly, if the credits on the YouTube page are correct, it was made by a bunch of Jews.  Not fittingly, whoever uploaded it to YouTube totally spelled “meshuggeneh” wrong.  Come on, Jews.  You’re not gonna let this sexy Goy toy kick your tuchus in Yiddish, are you?

In a related story, I’m totally ready for Season 3 of “Mad Men” now.  Yeah, it doesn’t take much.

[Deadline Hollywood Daily]
[Previously from 92Y: the New York Times Weekender spoof with Paul Rudd]