Mad Men (AMC, Sunday) – On this week’s episode, Sally Draper burns hundreds of ants to death with a magnifying glass while laughing maniacally, then goes inside and drowns a cat in the bathtub. Probably.

Game of Thrones/Veep/Girls (HBO, Sunday) – I don’t watch any of these shows live, but I’ve got to believe — for those who do — the transition in style from “Game of Thrones” to “Veep” to “Girls” is jarring as hell. Like trying to drink coffee right after brushing your teeth.

Neal Brennan: The Half Hour (Comedy Central, Friday) – Neal Brennan, co-creator of “Chappelle’s Show” and all-around funny guy, has his first stand-up special airing tonight at 11:30 p.m. I strongly recommend you watch.

Fairly Legal/Common Law (USA, Friday) – I said this on Twitter (shameless plug), but at some point in the past few months, I became a person who DVRs “Fairly Legal” every Friday night and watches it Saturday morning, even though I am still not caught up on “Breaking Bad.” I’m not exactly sure how I feel about that.

Saturday Night Live (NBC, Saturday) – Season finale, hosted by Mick Jagger. This could be the last episode for Kristen Wiig, Andy Samberg, and Jason Sudeikis, so I imagine we’re looking at a glorified Best Of episode for the three. BRING BACK BLIZZARD MAN.

The Simpsons/Bob’s Burgers/Family Guy (FOX, Sunday) – Season finales, all around. Lady Gaga appears on “The Simpsons,” as discussed here.

Jesse Stone: Benefit of the Doubt (CBS, Sunday) – The latest in the series of CBS’s made-for-TV movies. These actually aren’t bad, for the record. But on a night where it’s up against so much other quality television, not even Tom Selleck’s luxurious mustache can get me to watch.

Sherlock (PBS, Sunday) – I have been furious with my parents ever since I found out that Benedict Cumberbatch was a thing you could name a baby. It makes my name look so boring by comparison. That’s why I’m naming my first son Stegosaurus Jones. No regrets, you know?

The Client List (Lifetime, Sunday) – This is probably the best show about handjobs currently on television.

Aziz Ansari: Dangerously Delicious/Hannibal Buress: Animal Furnace (Comedy Central, Sunday) – In addition to Neal Brennan’s special on Friday, Comedy Central is also airing these two specials back-to-back on Sunday night. Ansari’s is the one he released online a few months ago, and Buress’s is brand spanking new. Both dudes are hilarious, so these also come with a very strong recommendation. DVR them. You’ll thank me.

Lady Gaga is slated to appear in the May 20th season finale of “The Simpsons,” and the first images of the animated versioUGH “THE SIMPSONS” IS TERRIBLE NOW EVERYBODY HATES IT. In the preview clip below, you can see a few of the rumored 18 outfits she will wear during the episI HAVEN’T WATCHED THIS PIECE OF CRAP IN YEARS THEY SHOULD JUST CANCEL IT ALREADY. This season of the show, as with most of the more recent seasons, has been a little hit and miss, but I thought the last few episodes were really pretty funnWHAT DO YOU MEAN “HOW DO I KNOW IT SUCKS THIS SEASON IF I JUST ADMITTED TO NOT WATCHING IT FOR A PERIOD EXCEEDING A FULL CALENDAR YEAR?” I JUST KNOW, OK. In all likelihood, it will never be able to match the consistent high quality of its earlier seasLOOK YOU’RE NOT LISTENING TO ME I SAID *EVERYBODY* SAYS IT’S DUMB NOW SO IT HAS TO BE TRUE. But every now and then it’s still capable of pumping out 30 minutes of funny, smart comedy in a television landscape where that’s pretty rarTHEY SHOULD HAVE JUST SHUT THE WHOLE THING DOWN AFTER “LAST EXIT TO SPRINGFIELD” AND ANYONE WHO THINKS OTHERWISE IS AN IDIOT. ALL DOWNHILL FROM THERE.

I’m just glad we were able to have a reasonable discussion about thEVERYTHING WAS BETTER WHEN I WAS YOUNGER AND NOW EVERYTHING IS STUPID ALL THE TIME.

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“The Simpsons” is likely the most referenced show in Warming Glow history (Google search results for “simpsons warming glow,” 550,000; “archer warming glow,” 40,000), but we never addressed Matt Groening’s “controversial” comments last week on the REAL location of Springfield, O-Hiya, Maude.

Because who cares? Spending even a minute trying to figure out which state Springfield resides in, and how it’s able to have a gorge, glacier, ocean, mountain, and wetland, is missing the point of the joke entirely. And during last night’s new episode, “The Simpsons” used the chalkboard gag to make fun of the state sleuths trying to solve an unsolvable riddle. Bart wrote, “The true location of Springfield is in any state but yours.”

PHEW. Now that that’s been settled, we can get back to figuring out what really matters: who shot Mr. Burns. Wait. It was the baby? Oh, I’ve wasted my life.

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For his work on “The Critic,” “Saturday Night Live,” “The Simpsons,” and “NewsRadio,” Jon Lovitz is already one of my ten favorite fellow Chosen People. But after what he recently accomplished via Twitter, he might now be in the top-five, between Bob Dylan and Dr. Zoidberg.

According to The Inquistir:

[Jon Lovitz] has used Twitter to bring down a trio of teenage bullies who left anti-Semitic graffiti and feces on the doorstep of their victim…The three 14 year olds drew swastikas and wrote the word ‘JEW’ in maple syrup in front of their victim’s house. Feces was left on the doorstep.

What the Canadian Nazis – I assume, what with the maple syrup loving and Jew hating — didn’t know is that the target of their sh*tty prank (heh?) was the daughter of one of Lovitz’s friends. Lovitz took to Twitter to tell what had happened, and eventually tweeted a picture of the three teens.

Feh! I haven’t been this shocked since Katz’s ran out pastrami on the same day my cousin Moishe married that shikse Shaniqua. Anyway, a few days later, Lovitz wrote: “UPDATE!!!! The three girls who vandalized my friends home with swastikas and dog crap, have been expelled from their school permanently.” They can’t be charged with a hate crime because the syrup didn’t cause any permanent damage, but their mother, who DROVE THEM TO THE HOUSE, can. Mr. Lovitz, if you release a guide on how to take down the scum of the Earth, I would, indeed, buy your book.

We’re still waiting to hear how “Community” did last night ratings-wise, but no matter the answer, the numbers will be slightly skewed (for the better). “The Big Bang Theory” wasn’t on, and it’s likely at least SOME of that audience headed over to NBC, rather than watch college basketball. (UPDATE: it did very well.) And hopefully SOME of THAT audience flipped to FX for “Archer” because holy moly, was that an awesome episode.

We’ve got two of the three shows mentioned above covered in this installment of GIFs of the Week (the one rule of this feature: NO BAZINGAS. Bazongas, sure), as well as choice selections from “Eastbound & Down,” “South Park,” “Southland,” and other shows without directions in the title.

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