In another video from the Celebrity Autobiography series (the last one was Kristen Wiig reading Suzanne Somers), here’s Will Forte reading from Mötley Crüe’s The Dirt. The Dirt is awesome enough in its depiction of the umlautin’-est band that ever umlauted, but to have Forte’s nerdy voice describe Tommy Lee’s anxiety during his courting of Heather Locklear is pretty funny.

All right, so it’s nothing all that special. But it works as a placeholder while I buy time to round up links and pictures from last night’s “Mad Men” season finale. That’s what this day is all about anyway, am I right?

[Buzzfeed]