It took Cathy, who hails from Las Vegas, six surgeries to achieve her size-36K breasts. To quote YouTube user icemanimal, “Tig old bitties.” Indeed. In a recent episode of truTV’s “Full Throttle Saloon,” about the world’s largest biker bar in South Dakota, she began working with Jesse James Dupree, lead singer of Southern metal band Jackyl whose one minor hit, “The Lumberjack,” featured a CHAINSAW solo, to promote his whiskey.

Cathy’s freak-of-nature boobs are the most respectable part of that paragraph. I mean, South Dakota? Ew.

I’m 90% sure they’re just skin-colored bowling balls.(Via The Soup)

This clip from Tru TV is from a Brazilian TV show where the bikini dancers fight like unspayed cats.  I watched it and couldn’t help but be relieved that I’m not saddled with the trouble of dating some hot Brazilian girl.  **cuddles RealDoll**

I come to you today, dear readers, as a lowly blogger — a man unworthy to present this majestic piece of artistic perfection.  And though I am burdened with a message for which I haven’t the right words, I must trudge forth and introduce this clip all the same.

This is, quite simply, the greatest security footage in the history of mankind.  No exceptions.  I dare only describe it as: Drunk man breaks into liquor store.  Hilarity ensues. May it touch your soul and lift your spirits the same way it has mine.

[thanks to Videogum and truTV]