Tonight, E! will air the “True Hollywood Story” of Sarah Palin, a hallmark of fame only bestowed upon such luminaries as Jim J. Bullock, Joe Piscopo, and Kate Gosselin (although to be fair, there was also an episode about Barack Obama).

This preview clip isn’t too enticing — a buncha white guys talking about Palin’s rise to brain trust known as the Wasilla City Council — but you get to see how she looked in 1992. And if you thought she was (G)MILFy in 2008, just wait until you glimpse her 16 years earlier. Outta the way, Stifler’s mom! Mrs. Palin is lookin’ fine! I’d totally impregnate her with a retarded baby.

While I was sad to learn from the CNN report on Keyboard Cat that Fatso (that was KC’s name) actually died years ago, this spoof of E’s “True Hollywood Story” by Totally Sketch is a much better account of his life.  Even if it’s fake.  Which I choose not to believe.

There’s all sorts of goodness in this video, from the drummer from Sha Na Na to “Chocolate Rain” singer Tay Zonday to a picture of a coked-up Keyboard Cat.  Oh man that’s good stuff.  And I thought cats wearing clothes was hilarious.  Now all I want to see are cats doing drugs.  I think I’m going to start making pictures of cats doing drugs AND wearing clothes.  To the Batmobile!  (The Batmobile’s what I call Photoshop.)

[Urlesque via Soup]