Terrence the Gay T-Rex LOVES that hat on you, girl!

Ever since I heard the news back in July that Rumer Willis was going to play a “punky cute lesbian” (not my words) on “90210,” I’ve been dying to see the iron-jawed offspring of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore kiss one of the show’s female characters. By which I mean: I’d forgotten “90210″ existed, and a TV series jumping the shark with a lesbian kiss barely registers on my consciousness except to recognize it as a death knell.

Anyway, the CW released this still of Rumer kissing Jessica Lowndes, who I admit is very attractive. But I just don’t know why shows think this will stir up additional viewers. I mean, if a person online is savvy enough to find the production still of Willis and Lowndes kissing, then that person is also probably capable of Googling “lesbian kiss” or “girls kissing” — and that’s a one-way ticket to the Double End section of Dildotown. I’ve heard that neighborhood’s really gentrifying.

[E! via WWTDD]

I don’t know. I just like the picture. This drawing is one of my favorites from Berkley Illustration. [Etsy]

Best. Sponsor. Ever. KSpace has given us the nicest Christmas present ever: the gift of titties. Witness seventeen magical minutes of photographer Terry Richardson working with naked models for the Pirelli calendar. NSFW, but also worth getting fired over. [KSpace.TV]

A ‘Mad Men’ Christmas, Illustrated. The words “Mad Men” and “Christmas” together make me want to drink every holiday drink ever made. [World of Wonder, Danny Hellman]

Sweden is weird, Part 2. Not only did Sweden block the airing of Skippy the Bush Kangaroo, but apparently the entire country shuts down at 3 p.m. on Christmas Eve to watch a Donald Duck cartoon. No, seriously. Bonus weirdness: it’s an article on Slate that won’t make you want to punch someone. [Slate]

Anyone who discusses lingerie commercials in-depth is all right by me. An examination of Victoria’s Secret Christmas commercials through the years, written by stalwart commenter Danger Guerrero. [Steel Clink Alcatraz]

So sad. I’m really broken up about this one. Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Jerry Ferrara (Turtle from “Entourage”) have split. Insiders say the break-up may have stemmed from Sigler waking up one day and realizing she was dating the guy who plays Turtle. [NY Daily News]

25 Creepy Mall Santas. The children in these pictures are absolutely terrified. It’s like a close-up examination of mental scars. And absolutely delightful! [Holy Taco]

The final season of “Lost” is quickly approaching, and you know what that means: it’s time for “Lost” fans to start making Season 6 teaser videos. In the video below, a graphic ad originally used to protest air travel gets reappropriated for “Lost.” I must say, it’s very skillfully done. It’s not every day a video manages to evoke memories of the 9/11 terrorist attacks while portraying the bloody deaths of endangered animals. Very tasteful restraint to not show any Nazis machine-gunning the polar bears as they fall from the sky.

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Today not only marks the first evening of Hanukkah, but it’s also now only two weeks until Christmas. And anyone who watches “30 Rock” knows that we’re also in the midst of Merlinpeen. So hang some some Christmas lights, break out the decorative meat cubes, and let’s do some e-shopping! What follows is a combination of things I’ll be buying, things I want, and just random crap that might be nice for someone to have. It beats the hell out of wandering around the mall.

TV box sets! Yes, despite what Slate told you, box sets are actually very good gifts — assuming you’re giving someone a TV show they want, and not merely foisting “Flight of the Conchords” onto an aunt who watches “Everyone Loves Raymond” reruns. My recommendations: the complete set of “The Wire” (only $99.99, down from $249.99), “Mad Men” (Season 1 and Season 2), and Season 1 of “Sons of Anarchy.” Obviously, there’s a lot more out there than that, but I’m sticking to what I rave about here.

Art! Anyone who’s enjoyed the Well-Dressed Animals Photoshops at Warming Glow should know that the fine people at Berkley Illustration are the ones who make the classiest animals on the Internet. You can buy prints, bottle openers, and more at Etsy.

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Sigh…

Two more seasons of HBO’s “Entourage” and then a movie? That seems to be the plan, according to the show’s executive producer Mark Wahlberg.

Asked about the future of the comedy series, which recently was picked up for a sixth cycle coming off one of its strongest seasons, Wahlberg indicated that he believes there are two more seasons left in the show.

“We’ll see; there could be more,” he said… “But then, a movie.” [THR]

At this point, I’ve gotten too tired of saying why I don’t like “Entourage” only to be told that “Whatever, it’s awesome, bro.” So I’m just going to focus my efforts on Photoshopping animals into “Entourage” pictures from now on. It’s much better for my blood pressure. Look, Douchebag Dolphin is totally Vinnie! And Terrence the Gay T-Rex is E! And Turtle… well, okay, that wasn’t very creative on my part.